I probably don't like you.

Things that annoy me:

These are in no specific order and are bulleted for no reason at all.

• Children. All of them. I don't discriminate.
• Delusional people.
• Too many bumper stickers on the back of a car. If you didn't already know, you're a tool.
• PT Cruisers.
• Bad kissers.
• All cyclists.
• Everything that Nickleback sings.
• When your fingers get so cold that it takes you two hours to type one text message.
• Bad drivers. I, of course, am an exceptional driver.
• People who try to one up everything you say.
• Abbrevs. (that is short for "abbreviations")
• Filling in my name in those letter bubbles on scantrons.
• Roseanne reruns.
• Baby talk.
• Fake audience laughter on America's Funniest Home Videos.
• People who sing along/hum to songs that they don't know or half know.
• Folding fitted sheets.
• People who talk to me within the first hour that I'm awake.
• Making small talk with cashiers at the grocery store.