These are in no specific order and are bulleted for no reason at all.
- Children. All of them. I don't discriminate.
- Delusional people.
- Too many bumper stickers on the back of a car. If you didn't already know, you're a tool.
- PT Cruisers.
- Bad kissers.
- All cyclists.
- Everything that Nickleback sings.
- When your fingers get so cold that it takes you two hours to type one text message.
- Bad drivers. I, of course, am an exceptional driver.
- People who try to one up everything you say.
- Abbrevs. (that is short for "abbreviations")
- Filling in my name in those letter bubbles on scantrons.
- Roseanne reruns.
- Baby talk.
- Fake audience laughter on America's Funniest Home Videos.
- People who sing along/hum to songs that they don't know or half know.
- Folding fitted sheets.
- People who talk to me within the first hour that I'm awake.
- Making small talk with cashiers at the grocery store.
